Netzwerke und Seilschaften

26.2.2003

Mark Probert kindly allowed me to reproduce this text, which he had posted in the usenet in the newsgroups "misc.health.alternative" and "sci.med.dentistry" in response to one of the many MLM-attacks there.

Aribert Deckers

Re: SPAM NONI JUICE

WHAT A LUCRATIVE WORLD

With the deepest apologies to Cooke/Alpert/Adler

  Don't know much about chemistry
  Don't know much biology
  Don't know much about science books
  Don't know much about the learnin' I took
  But I do know that I love spamming Alt Med
  And I know that if you loved it too
  What a wealthy person I would be

  Don't know much nutritionology
  Don't know much about oncology
  Don't know much about juicology
  Don't know what a Zapper is for
  But I know that a sucker is better than one with a clue
  And if we raise the cost more than a dollar or two
  What a lucrative world this would be

  Now I don't claim to be an Internet scammer
  But I'm tryin' to be
  Oh maybe by being an Internet scammer, baby
  I can suck your money away for me

  Don't know much about chemistry
  Don't know much biology
  Don't know much about science books
  Don't know much about the learnin' I took
  But I do know that I love Alt Med
  And I know that if you loved it too
  What a sickly person you would be

  ------ lead guitar ------

  But I do know that I love MLMing you
  And I know that if you MLM'ed your loved ones too
  What a lucrative world this would be