{"id":2428,"date":"2020-08-10T04:05:48","date_gmt":"2020-08-10T12:05:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ariplex.com\/folia\/?p=2428"},"modified":"2026-06-02T07:42:58","modified_gmt":"2026-06-02T15:42:58","slug":"mockdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ariplex.com\/folia\/archives\/2428.htm","title":{"rendered":"Mockdown"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The New Yorker A cartoon by Danny Shanahan.
\nhttps:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/Ee_Co9JXkAAA2je?format=jpg&name=large<\/a>
\n(https:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/cartoons\/issue-cartoons\/new-yorker-cartoons-may-30-2016?mbid=folia<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Aber es gibt ja den Notruf.<\/p>\n

https:\/\/keinzahnkatzen.de\/die-dritte-woche-im-homeoffice-anruf-beim-katzennotruf\/<\/a><\/p>\n

Wahrscheinlich wird es dereinst Sammelb\u00e4nde geben, wie die Menschen die Isolationshaft durchgestanden haben. Von Jedem mindestens 20 B\u00e4nde. Pro Tag.<\/p>\n

Wie haben es die Menschen fr\u00fcher blo\u00df geschafft, eingeschneit in den Bergen, in der Schweiz und im Allg\u00e4u? Oder auf den Halligen? Es gibt nur eine Erkl\u00e4rung: Die haben ihre Tageb\u00fccher aufgefressen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The New Yorker A cartoon by Danny Shanahan. https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/Ee_Co9JXkAAA2je?format=jpg&name=large (https:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/cartoons\/issue-cartoons\/new-yorker-cartoons-may-30-2016?mbid=folia) Aber es gibt ja den Notruf. https:\/\/keinzahnkatzen.de\/die-dritte-woche-im-homeoffice-anruf-beim-katzennotruf\/ Wahrscheinlich wird es dereinst Sammelb\u00e4nde geben, wie die Menschen die Isolationshaft durchgestanden haben. Von Jedem mindestens 20 B\u00e4nde. Pro Tag. Wie haben es die Menschen fr\u00fcher blo\u00df geschafft, eingeschneit in den Bergen, in der Schweiz und im Allg\u00e4u? […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,11,21,9,16,22,1,7,19,18,4,20,6,3,15,8,17,5,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreinull","category-hochkultur","category-medienfaschismus","category-medienmafia","category-meilenstgeine-der-forschung","category-nazi-scheise-im-internet","category-optics","category-pharmamafia","category-please-support","category-polit-mafia","category-raumschiff-erde-touristenklasse","category-religioser-wahnsinn","category-religioeser-wahnsinn","category-rhetorik","category-satire","category-scharlatanerie","category-tief-unterhalb-der-mentalen-nulllinie","category-varia","category-zweinull"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ariplex.com\/folia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ariplex.com\/folia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ariplex.com\/folia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ariplex.com\/folia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ariplex.com\/folia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2428"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/ariplex.com\/folia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2428\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2436,"href":"http:\/\/ariplex.com\/folia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2428\/revisions\/2436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ariplex.com\/folia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ariplex.com\/folia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ariplex.com\/folia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}